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FIC: The Breakfast Club - Chapter 2 - By Lady Flame

”…And these children that you spit on,
As they try to change their worlds,
Are immune to your consultations,
They are quite aware
Of what they are going through…”
DAVID BOWIE



Xander’s foray into depression, was caught short by the grand entrance of Principal Snyder, “Well, well, here we all are,” he rubbed his hands smarmily, “I want to congratulate you all for being on time.” Xander’s attention was caught by Snyder’s manner of dress, gone was his usual white shirt and tie, with the sleeves rolled up; this Saturday it would seem, merited a shiny 80’s style charcoal grey nylon suit, with a black shirt and no tie. Maybe the guy had a hot date later, Xander shuddered, ”Who on earth would want to go out with that rat fink.”

Then Xander amused himself by wondering if you dyed Snyder blue, would he look like Gonzo from the Muppets?!


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FIC: The Breakfast Club – Chapter 1 – By Lady Flame

”…And these children that you spit on,
As they try to change their worlds,
Are immune to your consultations,
They are quite aware
Of what they are going through…”
DAVID BOWIE



Saturday, March 20th, 2004

Sunnydale High School,
Sunnydale, California,
240384 (the original date of ‘The Breakfast Club’)

Dear Principal Snyder,

We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention, for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did WAS wrong, but we think you’re crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are... What do you care?!

You see us, as you WANT to see us. In the simplest terms, and by the most convenient definitions, you see us as: a ‘Brain’; an ‘Athlete’; a ‘Basketcase’; a ‘Princess’; and a ‘Criminal’... Correct? That’s the way we saw each other at seven o’clock this morning, we were brainwashed...


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Story Summary & Header...

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I created this community for the posting of a story idea which has been spinning round in my head for a while. entrenous88 gave me the link to a vid clip of two emo boys kissing, and for some reason it seriously reminded me of the 80's film 'The Breakfast Club', and along comes this rabid plot bunny, and bit me on the arse.

Basically the whole premise is to take the cast of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and insert them into the storyline of 'The Breakfast Club', making what I hope will be an interesting all human AU. However, once I have finished with the actual film, I shall be continuing on to what happens on Monday when they all return to school, etc.

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CAST LIST:

Brain - Willow
Athlete - Angel
Basketcase - Xander
Princess - Buffy
Criminal - Spike

Friend - Oz
Teacher - Snyder
Caretaker - Riley


Potential readers should note that there will be m/m, m/f, & even f/f pairings in later chapters, within this story, and at some point this will drift into NC17 territory, however I will concentrate mostly on a Spike/Xander pairing!!

Feedback is welcomed, and encouraged!!
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